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Saturday, July 02, 2005
They now form an integral part of every television channel since they boost or decrease TRPs depending upon their quality.It gives one the opportunity to hear his/her voice on the television.They are the various dial-in programmes which come in handy when there are no other useful programmes to fill up a half-hour slot.Following are some of the usual conversations.

Anchor:Hello.
Caller:Hello.
Anchor:Hello,I'm Swati(a sample name)of Sun Music.
C:Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh!(a loud yell)
A: Hello
C:(calling her kith and kin in the background)Come fast,i've got connected.
A:(grinning)Hello
C:(waits for the entire locality to gather)
A:Hello!
C:(finally speaks up)Hello,my dad is nearby.Talk to him.
A:Sure.Hand over the receiver to him.
C:Hello madam I'm so-and-so's dad.How are u?
A:I'm fine.How about u?
C:Talk to my neighbour.He's nearby.unfortunately the neighbour is yet to arrive.the dad goes in search of him.there's noone near the reciever
A:Hello
C:-------(disconnected.a tiny tot coolly replaces the receiver in its original location)


A:Hello,I'm swati from Suryan FM
C:Hello madam how are you?
A:I am fine.How about you?
C:Madam,I like all your programmes.
A:Really?
C:Yes madam.I've watched all of them with my family.
A:Thank you.But this is the only programme I present and this session is my first one.


A:Hello,I'm swati from Suryan FM
C:Hello madam how are you?
A:I am fine.How about you?
C:Madam,I like all your programmes.
A:Thank you sir.Where are you calling from?
C:I'm calling from Madurai.My wife is nearby.Talk to her.
A:Yeah sure.
C:Hello madam,how are you?
A:I am fine.What's for lunch,madam?
C:Idli and Pongal.
A:That's supposed to be breakfast,right?
C:Yeah but we eat that for lunch too.
A:Could you give me some?
C:Oh sure but you will be left with stale food by the time you arrive here.Is that ok with you?


Sometimes celebrities are roped in to boost TRPs.Here's a sample.
A:Hello,I'm swati from Suryan FM
C:Hello madam how are you?
A:I am fine.How about you?
C:I too am fine.
A:Talk to Shakti Kapoor.
SK:hello sir how are you?
C:I'm fine sir.I liked all your movies.
SK:That's good.
C:You know what,I watch your movies on the first day itself.
SK:Very good.Are u so avid a fan?
C:Not really.I do that because your movies are lifted off the theatres the next day.
SK:Very good.How do u feel while watching?
C:It was very eerie in the theatre.
SK:Eerie?But I havent made any horror movies so far.
C:I didnt mean that.What I meant to say was that I was the only soul in the theatre.


Yet another one:
A:Hello,I'm swati from Suryan FM
C:Hello madam how are you?
A:I am fine.How about you?
C:I too am fine
A:Sir please lower your television volume.
C:Television??I'm in a PCO.

That's it for this blog.I'm now off to call up suryan FM.Happy reading.
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